Graz–Jun. 18, 2025

Idiot Customer of the Day (part 1)

The people from XXXLutz came to install the new light fixtures:

This is in the small bedroom that I use as an office.

This one is in the bedroom.

Hallway lights near the entrance.

The “double V” shaped one in the background is the kitchen light; the other two are for the dining area and living room.

The light in the bathroom.

However, I miscounted, and there’s still one bare bulb. It’s in a hallway that isn’t much used, so I am not in any urgent hurry to fix it. When the installers asked what happened, I said, “I counted wrong. I guess I’m the idiot customer of the day.”

Idiot Customer of the Day (Part 2)

I went to Billa Plus to get some glass cleaner. I got it home and could not figure out how to make it spray. I took it back, got another one from the shelf, and neither the clerk nor I could get it to work. Then another employee stepped in to help, and she figured out how it worked in about ten seconds. I said, “I guess that makes me the idiot customer of the day.”